Pretty People Picture
So… this picture exists. If Ja Rule looks like a Simpsons caricature of a crack-fiend look-alike Jay-Z, Drew’s mom is some kind of Skeletor, Spider-Queen-Cher lich bitch. Now who wasted film or space on their external hard drive for this nightmare-pic and who the FUCK, put it on BOTH their Wikipedia pages? I’d post this under Music Troll but Ja Rule doesn’t really count.
It must be some sort of evasion plot for Ja Rule. Maybe they’re pumping money into the Ugly New World Order.
http://news.yahoo.com/ja-rule-latest-long-line-celeb-tax-evaders-165700381.html
You got pinched, bitch!
Hot or Not: Necromancers
Oprah sucks for letting this trash on her site, Tracy Anderson sucks because she’s a regular idiot, and Paltrow sucks for having anything to do with this. Three years old but still plenty awful.
http://www.oprah.com/health/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Workout-Routine
http://www.ergo-log.com/heavystrengthtrainingburns.html
Get those assholes some steak! Not Oprah.
R U Dead Bro?
Big fuck you to anybody dumb enough to give half a fuck about Charlie Sheen. The Troll Tide Trolls don’t possess enough patience to do something this hilarious but are glad someone did. Do people still talk about the Olsen Twins?
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b251992_true_false_charlie_sheen_dead.html
TwitterBook… what the fuck.
The Best Fans in the World
I’m sure she has a wonderful personality, right? A real go-getter with a positive attitude anda charming… oh fucking forget it. It’s hard to judge someone without every really talking and getting to know them but fuck it. She’s fucking Grendel. A pretty Grendel with nasty-ass fingers.
While have of it is Spam the other half is fucking humiliating. To the human race I mean.
http://www.facebook.com/MeganFox
Dood, he got sooo jacked
TMZ should start a fucking clinic. Then at least they’d be doing something semi-useful.
Harvey Levin is a skankopotamus.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/29/charlie-sheen-steriod-major-league-movie-drug-abuse-addction/
He was never cool anyway
I can’t believe 23,000 people like this piece of garbage. Oh wait, I CAN. TrollBook fucking sucks and so does Chuck Norris. No fucking reality show is invading MY heart and Mind. Fuck you.
http://townhall.com/columnists/chucknorris/2011/06/21/sex,_media_and_a_sign_of_the_times
The Troll Tide 